Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother" Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress,
Tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,Tension
Is when girlfriend is pregnant,
And Panic is when both are pregnant.
Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?
Bcoz people started licking the wrong side.
Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this right time we shud talk ABT sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, tell me wat U want to know.
Mom:##??!!
Friend to sardar: Why are U going for a birth control surgery for the ninth time?
Sardar: Wat to do yaar, my wife still keep getting pregnant.
Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs??
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
2006-11-28 10:53:43 · 7 answers · asked by mmcnb1987 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
F. none of the above
2 points!
2006-11-28 10:55:16 · answer #1 · answered by loon_mallet_wielder 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny. Not bad.
2006-11-28 21:53:16 · answer #2 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the condom joke and the women sleeping with all his friends..
2006-11-28 11:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep paper...provide up assessments :) Laughter is a reliable thanks to alleviate rigidity. It also helps with respiratory topics, if purely mildly. also, one's psychological health is very much better via laughter.
2016-11-29 21:54:04 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG they r soooo funny
2006-11-28 12:58:23 · answer #5 · answered by [[you're only selling sex now]] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all of those are F U N N Y!!!!!!!
2006-11-28 11:25:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2006-11-28 10:55:29 · answer #7 · answered by † NEO † 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋