A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down. "What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde. She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle."
2006-11-28 10:26:55 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol hard to choose that is the best one very funny ,set me up for my working day ,goto be 12/10 lol
2006-11-28 19:31:26 · answer #1 · answered by dave p 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah this one is very funny. 10/10
2006-11-28 10:28:58 · answer #2 · answered by Gabriel m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
totally funny since im like a true blond and would probably do that
2006-11-28 10:34:03 · answer #3 · answered by SunshineShortie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dammit that was f**k3n funny. i loved it women. here a blonde joke for u. what the difference between the atlantic ocean and a blonde? the atlantic ocean doen't haves that many crabs!..
2006-11-28 10:53:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AR lol give us blonds a brake please. yep a truly wonderfully funny joke Hun couldn't help but laugh at it. not such a dumb blond was she with that punch line. oh lol see i just can't stop laughing. you told it so well. thumbs up from me.
2006-11-28 10:33:24 · answer #5 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a great joke
2006-11-28 10:28:42 · answer #6 · answered by pwithers12 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am Blonde
Your dissing Gerard too
Pssha.. he forgives you!
lol
2006-11-28 10:30:08 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry to all blondes (I'm completey blonde at heart) but that was funny!
2006-11-28 10:28:11 · answer #8 · answered by mcascadd 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-28 10:45:47 · answer #9 · answered by Urbanchik901 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
r u secretly a blonde
2006-11-28 20:13:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋