'I'm in a terrible fix,' moaned Fred. 'I'm in love with two girls and I don't know which to marry.'
'No problem,' said Murphy to the Englishman. 'I know you're not a Catholic but I think the church could help you. Call in tomorrow morning, kneel down and try a sincere prayer to God - that should do the trick.'
Next morning Murphy arrived to find Fred with a beaming smile.
'It worked. It's a miracle,' he enthused. 'I walked in,
knelt down and there it was written in red across the altar cloth: AVE MARIA!'
2006-11-28 10:07:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Boom Boom! That's pretty good!!
2006-11-28 10:10:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thumbs up & a 7
2006-11-28 10:17:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't get it. Was 1 girl name "Ave" and the other girl named "Maria"?
The Catolic church doesn't promote polygamy. I'm lost on this one...
2006-11-28 10:16:31 · answer #3 · answered by sugarpacketchad 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny ... women u have a great sense of humor..
2006-11-28 11:08:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yawn
2006-11-28 10:12:03 · answer #5 · answered by lee b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah loved it, well done...
2006-11-28 10:10:20 · answer #6 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay
2006-11-28 10:11:07 · answer #7 · answered by mkk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.................
2006-11-28 10:19:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋