I only ask as a male mate turned to me and Said, "i'm not going to tell you I have a girlfriend i wanna sl eep with you! Needless to say i'm still in shock. I't wasn't something I particularly wanted to be told!
2006-11-28 10:06:34 · 10 answers · asked by itgirl23 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Ahh Carman a thats harsh!
2006-11-28 10:49:35 · update #1
The most unbelievable comment I heard recently? Here is the short story. Me and my guy are looking around in Wal-Mart. I pick up this vase with fake flowers and see the fake water in the bottom. I wonder if it is rubber or plastic, so I feel it for a second. He looks at me and says, "Is it rubber or plastic?" I said, "It's rubber, you can feel it if you want to." Well he tries but can't fit his hand because the plant is in the way. He then comments saying, "Man I can't believe I'm fingering a pot. I'd rather be fingering you."
2006-11-28 10:13:13 · answer #1 · answered by Renee W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Last night when a lady on this site described me as sweet. I didn't expect it, it took me by suprise and have been buoyed up by it ever since. It must be the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me, particularly as I spend my professional life apprehending fraudsters.
Susan said I'm going soft in my old age, and my daughters (9 and 7) laughed and tested it by asking for £1 each.
I am going soft - I paid them!
2006-11-28 10:20:07 · answer #2 · answered by MarkEverest 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wel how about, i am getting involved with a new guy, A, secretly for about a week.
on friday when me and friends went to the bar.
it became clear that me and A had something going on.
later than night my other close guy friend, K, told me:
"omg i can't believe you're with him, if i had known you were single for a week i'd make my move ~ watch it Kim, i'm sorta drunk"
mind you, he's a father next month.
2006-11-28 13:20:35 · answer #3 · answered by kimee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of my male friends emailed me and said l look a bit like Beyonce
2006-11-29 08:49:38 · answer #4 · answered by chicho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some guy came up to me in a bar ,,mind you my man was sitting there with me...the guy said that he needed directions...i asked him directions to where,,and he said to your house.....i almost fell off the stool ,,i have never ever heard anything quite that corny in my life. Duhhhh
2006-11-28 10:10:33 · answer #5 · answered by michelle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A chat up line that went......
How do you fancy a mortgage and three kids?
My reply was....
Yeah great how do you fancy a fat insurance policy and a bloody deep grave!!!
He beat a hasty retreat lol
2006-11-28 22:31:41 · answer #6 · answered by sonia h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When a 60 something year old man I know (I'm 29) told me he'd like to live between my breasts and if he could he'd cheat on his wife (who's my friend!) with me if he had half a chance! Dirty old man!!!
2006-11-28 10:09:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Something is better than nothing
2006-11-28 10:10:16 · answer #8 · answered by naughty boy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
somebody said once 'nice head did your neck puke'
2006-11-28 10:40:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing so far
2006-11-28 10:08:55 · answer #10 · answered by the S'bu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋