Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a ****.
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: They won't stop to ask directions.
Q: What do men and sperm have in common?
A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.
Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A: The bonds mature.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know; it has never happened.
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: They all already have boyfriends.
2006-11-28 10:00:26 · 11 answers · asked by pebbles26981 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oi bloody cheek!!!!!
2006-11-28 10:06:12 · answer #1 · answered by jsk22671 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball ?
A: A man will actually search for a golf ball.
2006-11-28 18:04:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why do men tend to name their penises?
They want to be on a first name basis with anything that makes 95% of their decisions for them.
2006-11-28 18:08:52 · answer #3 · answered by rjr 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
WOW, what male species upset you tonight?
Tell him from me to do it every night, coz you are on a roll girl!
Got me PMLOF anyway!
MIKE seems to be on our side and all!
2006-11-28 18:07:10 · answer #4 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So very very very true hun oh they don't know where the kettle is neither
2006-11-28 18:18:06 · answer #5 · answered by Deranged Insanity 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, Sorry, this joke was too long for me.. Hey.. I don't have a boyfriend.. lol.. Funny =)
2006-11-28 18:07:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH! who upset your apple cart? - possibly your girlfriend?
2006-11-29 03:12:09 · answer #7 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-11-28 19:42:33 · answer #8 · answered by Spiderwingz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones...and so true!!!
2006-11-28 18:09:09 · answer #9 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha keep them coming, i love it. :)
2006-11-28 18:05:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋