Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you now....
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist"
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....
Double Income, No Kids." The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know.... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know....Wash, Iron, ****, Etc."
So, just exactly what is a *****?
B - BABE
I - IN
T - TOTAL
C - CONTROL OF
H - HERSELF
So ladies, next time somebody calls you a *****.......
SMILE.........
And say Thank You!
2006-11-28 09:59:06 · 21 answers · asked by pebbles26981 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes...Thank you and if it weren't for us *****es, the world would be out of control!!!!
2006-11-28 10:12:04 · answer #1 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-11-28 18:09:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes pebbles, I do like that one, not so much as your LOL, but more of tongue in cheek, and I have to remember that , kinda of joke!
tnx.........I am memorising it as i speak!
10/10 girl!
2006-11-28 18:04:35 · answer #3 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love that, proud 2 b a girl
2006-11-29 05:34:09 · answer #4 · answered by kizzyrbb 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
b- Beutiful
i- individual
t- that
c- can
h- handle anything
2006-11-28 19:30:08 · answer #5 · answered by imachocaholic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cool... i'm going to tell my gurls this mabye they won't be such drama queens anymore
2006-11-28 19:13:59 · answer #6 · answered by sweet_ice 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha I like It!!
2006-11-28 18:05:55 · answer #7 · answered by fr3aky_lb 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i like this
i like it alot
thank you!
2006-11-28 18:00:37 · answer #8 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...that was really cute, thanx â¥
2006-11-28 18:23:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaa.
thats cool.
2006-11-28 18:02:02 · answer #10 · answered by hahah x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋