Q: Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit tin?
A: The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon and made his breakaway in a taxi!
2006-11-28 09:55:55 · 30 answers · asked by pebbles26981 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He then transferred to a double decker, before doing a twirl, and thus trapped his curly wurly and his cream eggs. He then entered a marathon - but had to spend a week picking peanuts out of his hob nob!
2006-11-28 10:00:18 · answer #1 · answered by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs down
2006-11-28 18:00:17 · answer #2 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
polish guy needs an eye test
optician : can you read the middle line sir?
polish guy: read it! I know him
What the diff between a Jew and a pizza? pizzas dont scream when ya shove them in a oven
2006-11-28 17:59:32 · answer #3 · answered by froggerty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, there are not enough biscuit jokes in the world
2006-11-28 17:57:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but it still makes me laugh 10/10
2006-11-28 18:11:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! sounds like a good selection of biccies to me...
2006-11-28 18:00:22 · answer #6 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genius if you can cram a jaffa cake in there too.
2006-11-28 17:59:44 · answer #7 · answered by Athene1710 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um...I don't get it. I like blond jokes better. At least I can understand them! That's the dumbest joke EVER!
2006-11-28 18:01:09 · answer #8 · answered by asheslovesjoel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Didnt like this one
2006-11-28 18:00:33 · answer #9 · answered by Gabriel m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost funny.
Dont give up the day job.
2006-11-28 17:58:18 · answer #10 · answered by MrBret 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋