Shortly after the 911 emergency # became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in a Ranchester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to staggerin from the parking lot.
The horrified nurse said, "Why didn't you call the 911 # and get an ambulance?"
The lady replied, "My phone doesn't have an 11!"
(no offense to blondes!)
2006-11-28 09:38:08 · 7 answers · asked by lose_it 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it wouldve been funny...but people dont say 9-11, they say 9-1-1. sorry :o)
2006-11-28 09:41:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As usual, this is another blonde joke. I've heard it a lot, but I still think it's funny.
2006-11-28 17:40:38 · answer #2 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not find that funny, actually. There are better ones.
2006-11-28 20:09:50 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm blonde and i think that's funny...:-)
2006-11-28 17:42:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!LMBO ROTFL LOL OMG!!!!! THAT IS SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU JUST MADE MY DAY BETTER THAN IT WAS BEFORE!!!!!!!!! I THNK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
2006-11-28 17:41:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny.
2006-11-28 18:51:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats very dum... i think.
2006-11-28 17:45:50 · answer #7 · answered by MR B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋