does anyone rememer how the rhyme 'Jack & Jill went down to the dairy' goes? See body below...?

Question

The rhyme was around late 70s early 80s when I was at school and went like this:-

Jack and Jill went down to the dairy
Jack got out his great big h**ry) (rhymes with dairy)
Jill said 'what a whopper!'
Let's get down and do this proper.
crash - bang - whollop and all was done
9 months later was born a son....

that's as much as I can remember. All those of a simular age to me (40 somethings) that were around at the time can't remember any more either.

anyone out there knows how the rest of the rhyme goes and can complete it?

thanks

Answer 1

lol nice rhyme \, im from the 90's sorry

Answer 2

sorry I am from the 90's but I do know another one

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked Jill if she wanna.
Jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill,
and now they have a son

my friend told me it

Answer 3

nope never heard it but i do know
Jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
don't know what they did up there
but now they've got a daughter !!

Boom Boom

Answer 4

There once was a man from Norway
Who's wife hung by her toes in the Doorway
She looked at her Beau and said
"Hey look at me Joe"
"I think I've discovered one more way!"


There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's Schlong was so long
he could suck it
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a **** I could F#ck it!

Answer 5

9 months later was born a son
with hairs as black as charcoal
he had no pr.ick
he had no bal.ls
just a double barrelled ar.se.hole..


thats how i remember it anyway,,

Answer 6

Yeah I've heard it but don't think there's any more to it.

Answer 7

a dno sorry not old enough