Funny answers welcome. I actually need a good laugh, I'm at work right now.
2006-11-28 09:03:45 · 16 answers · asked by my nickname 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Do a "Butler's Revenge". Stand next to the boss, AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE, fart silently but smellily, then look at him in disgust.
2006-11-28 09:07:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
NOT fart? Why, then the gas will build up and you might explode!
Go to the work area of someone you dislike, let 'er rip, then blame it on the person who sits there.
Try to far The Blue Danube Waltz.
Give your significant other a Dutch Oven.
2006-11-28 17:07:29 · answer #2 · answered by Karen M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well my dear child LET IT GO i eat a lot of oats an i dont think no one has more GAS than me i have let so much go since i start typing this . walk pass someone and let it go then sit back at your desk and laugh.ANY WHERE ANY TIME ANY PLACE LET IT GO . YES MY GIRL HOLD IT DOWN AN LEAN TO THE SIDE JUST A LITTLE YEA AND LET IT EASE OUT YYYYYYEEEES
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
2006-11-28 17:15:57 · answer #3 · answered by curious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go under a desk,and fart really loud,then act like nothing happened.But dont light a match.
2006-11-28 17:15:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be the gas, let it out, free it from your bodily prison. You'll be glad although your neighboring work mates may not be.
2006-11-28 17:09:41 · answer #5 · answered by ndmagicman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squeeeeeze your butt cheeks together and Sloooowly walk to the restroom. (Hopefully you wont have the walking farts on the way!) That is very embarrassing.
2006-11-28 17:08:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fart in pastor's face. He'll think it's a blessing.
2006-11-28 17:08:10 · answer #7 · answered by Salt Flakes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Light em.
Good way to get fuzzballs off your pants.& entertain your friends.
2006-11-28 20:31:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sell it for big $$$$ to American consumers.
2006-11-28 17:07:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
let it rip gurl... and then if anyone smells it be like Whew that was a good lunch i had y'all smell that?... Wish you had some huh?
2006-11-28 17:06:48 · answer #10 · answered by Que 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋