I made a big mistake I woke up late this morning and skipped breakfast I didnt have dinner the night before either on my way to work I stopped at a service station and realised I forgot my wallet!
I was starving and I went to use the toilet and I seen a Ho Ho floating in the water without even really thinking I fished it out wiped it on my shirt and ate it..It didnt taste funny and I wiped it on my shirt before eating it also the water in the toilet was basically clear But Now I feel really really sick I had to leave work and go home I vomited once at work and a few times since Ive been home also I have had very bad diarrhea in the last hour
I told my wife the reason I was sick was because I ate a ho ho I didnt tell her where i found it she knows I forgot my wallet and I had no money I think she knows I'm lying I dont know how to tell her and I dont want to see a doctor because im embarrsed
PLEASE PLEASE HELP!
2006-11-28 08:56:24 · 7 answers · asked by Bazil 3 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Other - Diseases
DONT EAT POOP!
2006-11-29 09:21:59 · answer #1 · answered by reverend_rejected 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang I thought this about 2 women you have over since you split the ho and the ho.
2006-11-28 09:04:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
firstly when you're historic adequate to be going out to get inebriated then you definitely ought to must be on some variety of starting up take care of. Condoms are maximum customary on condition that you ought to shelter your self in competition to an STD (sexually transmitted diseases). 2d of each and every of the guy appears like a jerk and what do you care if he will take responsibility? maximum adult men anxious in a one evening time s@*t. They under no circumstances think about their own moves considering there's a double huge-spread. Your question isn't stupid, your strikes are. ignore that guy and do not entertain someone who has no cost for you and has the nerve to inform you about his woman pal who he looks to worth more advantageous than you. i desire that you in simple terms at the instantaneous are not pregnant in spite of the indisputable fact that this is too quickly to inform. you'll have in all threat are transforming into the morning after pill on the subsequent day in spite of the indisputable fact that it appears like this is too previous due. Are you on a school campus? move to the infirmary and see in the experience that they could help you out.... deal with your self and in any respect situations go out mutually with your girlfriends so all people can seem out for you and ascertain you move position of residing all maximum perfect. you've more advantageous cost than you're giving your self credit for. attempt to at least get a boyfriend who's committed to YOU earlier you've were given sex. the way you're heading is actually destined for destruction, an undesirable being pregnant or worse chlamydia or herpes or HIV. imagine earlier you DRINK.
2016-11-27 19:38:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a real Zinger. It proves a HoHo and a Ding Dong don"t mix. I trust this fruitcake, with a Twinkie in his eye, has some little Miss to soothe his stomach!
2006-11-28 09:01:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
go to the doctor, you probably ingested a lot of bacteria and it could be a serious problem! next time dont eat anything out of the toilet!
2006-11-28 09:20:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 points.
2006-11-28 08:59:00 · answer #6 · answered by ndngrlz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Eww...just...eww...
2006-11-28 09:06:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋