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the driver looks up and squeals "ug..wot an ugly baby,,!"
the poor woman runs crying to the back of the bus and sits down next to an old man.
"Wots up..?"he asks...
She explains that she has just been really upset by the driver.
"Look here "says the man "dont let him get away with that...go down to the front and tell him what you think of him....you go right now ....I ll hold your monkey..."
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2006-11-28 08:48:55 · 29 answers · asked by notgnal 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

29 answers

That's absolutely hilarious.

2006-11-28 08:51:18 · answer #1 · answered by china doll 5 · 0 0

oh baby joke, you know there are ugly babies out there, but what do you say when you see a ugly baby and the parents wanna know your first impression when you see the baby,it's so hard to keep a good face. Obviously they don't think their baby is ugly.

2006-11-28 08:51:48 · answer #2 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0 0

gd 1 lmao 10/10

2006-11-28 09:36:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL. The homer one got me laughing, the second one was ok, and the first one was a ting bit weird, as she has a gorilla/monkey for a son xD

2016-05-22 23:09:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wouldn't like to say but seen a few ugly babies in my time. only messing all babies are cute in there own way. good joke.

2006-11-28 08:57:09 · answer #5 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0 0

Hahaha, I know that joke, we had to perform it as an acting skit, it was very funny!

2006-11-28 08:50:28 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 0 0

Hahhahah. I've heard it before but it's still a good'un

2006-11-28 08:50:13 · answer #7 · answered by ~Grace~ 5 · 0 0

i didnt get it the first time...so i had to scroll back up and re read it and then i couldnt stop laughing...sometimes i wonder if i should be a blonde

2006-11-28 09:13:35 · answer #8 · answered by heyy hoeee 2 · 0 0

Gawd! I'm over 60 and that un's owder'n me!

2006-11-28 08:51:58 · answer #9 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 0 0

That is so crazy. I think monkey's are cute!

2006-11-28 09:08:49 · answer #10 · answered by Christy H 3 · 0 0

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