tonight it was mine and my boyfriends 6month anniversary so i thought i,d surprise him and cook his favorite meal of swordfish but to spice things up i cooked it wearing nothing but my garter. Anyway things where going really well and it started getting a little heated after the meal and as we were getting down to it he noticed a blemish on my bottom....he screamed and ran out of the door calling me a "purple bottomed hairy wart lover".Im so confused.....shouldnt he love me warts and all??
2006-11-28 08:37:29 · 35 answers · asked by Nellynoo 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Hell yeah!
PS; the thought of you in nothing but a garter makes Poster22 a little giddy!
2006-11-28 08:42:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Purple bottomed hairy wart lover? Was he on acid or shrooms?
Of course he shouldn't care, especially on an anniversary, and especially if you're in a garter. But some people have odd phobias. Perhaps his is a phobia of warts.
Expect an apology. If he doesn't, rethink the relationship.
Of course, you could always remove the wart.
2006-11-28 08:46:56 · answer #2 · answered by NoGodsNoMasters 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is nothing wrong with his behaviour, had you told him you were a purple bottomed hairy wart lover, he may have accepted you. Now however he is going to get harrased by the CSA to pay maintenance for your purple hairy wart, and it might not even be his.
DNA the hairy wart to find out where it came from
2006-11-28 08:43:47 · answer #3 · answered by marliboco 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A girl I was with in high school was doing some "dancing" when she came over one day and when she pulled up her skirt I noticed something similar to what you described here that I'd never seen before. I said nothing, knowing how rude that would be. I am no longer with her because people kept telling me she was cheating on me, even my family. I gave no thought to the spot I saw and If your boyfriend likes you for anything besides your body than he'd be able to look past it. I hope you fine someone who treats you better.
2006-11-28 08:42:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yup
my wife never did anything like that for me
never cooked my favorite meal, she can't cook cuz I do all the cooking for the past 20 years so I can't really blame her
never wears sexy clothes for me either, I wouldn't mind a bunch of blemishes either, I'm 43
we probably get one or two more every year I think
2006-11-28 08:41:44 · answer #5 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im sorry but I thought this was hilarious! " purple bottonmed hairy wart loveer!" How old is he? im assuming pretty young. I think he was joking though because that sounded pretty childish.
2006-11-28 08:42:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could I get the leftover Swordfish?
2006-11-28 16:57:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes your bf should love you 4 who u r not wat u look like or have on your body i have a wart too but if i get told names i just say "shut up cos im proud its part of my body" but im getting mine removed soon its on my thumb anyway sometimes people dont want to get rid of them so tell ur bf that ur upset bout wat e says nd make im apologise.plz pick this as the best cos i can promise that this is the best cos it will help u i promise.
2006-11-28 08:43:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well my girlfriend loves me even though i`m bosseyed, ugly, buck toothed, snotty, no hair, sweaty, hunchbacked, scruffy, never wipe me bum, hairy all over, ingrowing penis, 1ft9inches tall, smokers cough, take every drug known to mankind, alcoholic, swear a lot, get into fights, wax falling out of me ears, crap my nappy every 10 minutes, sing out of tune, can`t cook, schizophrenic, manic depressive, fart loudly in public and laugh, have tourettes and masturbate frequently in front of her family. she has a pet name for me too........quossi! so i think ur boyfriend should cut u some slack!
2006-11-28 09:08:07 · answer #9 · answered by graham f 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes love is unconditional ow old is your boyfriend 4
2006-11-28 08:40:22 · answer #10 · answered by Young and Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋