She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.....
2006-11-28 08:35:53 · 17 answers · asked by charlie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. "Now. Tell him you have a headache."
2006-11-28 08:36:26 · update #1
LOL,hubby should not have done that! The gorilla may turn out to be more of a man than he is...
2006-11-28 08:47:11 · answer #1 · answered by ladybug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-07 22:24:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...thats a good joke. She must have really deserved that ...haha...nah I'm jokin... I don't think she did really, us women are not that much of a tease...are we?
2006-11-28 08:49:25 · answer #3 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! thats pretty funny but kinda weird at the same time!!
2006-11-28 08:44:38 · answer #4 · answered by Kristen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Know the feeling.
2006-11-28 10:02:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
took me a minute to get it. haha funny
2006-11-28 08:49:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the hell was that supposed to be a joke or what but not funny
2006-11-28 08:42:14 · answer #7 · answered by srracvuee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's disturbing.
2006-11-28 08:38:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats wicked LOL
2006-11-28 08:40:32 · answer #9 · answered by curiosity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!omg this is the first time heard this one!!!!thnks
2006-11-28 09:11:15 · answer #10 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋