Egbert the village idiot & his arab friend Mustafa were lost in the desert. At sundown Mustafa suggested they get some sleep to save energy. Egbert settled down but Mustafa hunted around for 20 minutes until he found 2 pebbles, lay down & put the pebbles over his eyes. Egbert asked him why? Mustafa told him there's vultures hovering & they'd come down & peck his eyes out when he's asleep.So Egbert hunts but couldn't find any pebbles. Mustafa tells him to dig a hollow in the sand & lie face down with his face in the hollow. Egbert has a hole in his pants & his ar*e is in the air. Mustafa sees this & gets excited. After 15 minutes thinking Egbert's asleep, Mustafa creeps up behind Egbert & starts banging away. Egbert yells.....'You can peck away all you like you bast**ds, you won't get my eyes'!!
2006-11-28 08:27:17 · 10 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is hilarious lol
2006-11-28 08:28:08 · answer #1 · answered by Thumbs Up 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 19:35:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...thats a good one...that Mustafa is one sneaky fella lol!!
2006-11-28 08:30:53 · answer #3 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So he was actually grateful?
Weird!
2006-11-28 08:44:46 · answer #4 · answered by charlie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bloody funny
2006-11-28 08:37:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats arabesque... but not funny
2006-11-28 08:35:44 · answer #6 · answered by israeli_stuck_in_usa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny ha ha ha ha ha aha ha
2006-11-28 08:32:13 · answer #7 · answered by missy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's stupid.
2006-11-28 08:32:48 · answer #8 · answered by !!!Free!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats nasty
2006-11-28 08:29:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sick
2006-11-28 08:29:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋