2006-11-28 08:15:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry mate....but Santa is your Dad...Happy Christmas :(
2006-11-28 08:19:38 · answer #1 · answered by minitheminx65 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because she is a phsycotic devil worshipper and needs a sacrifice. And since Santa was the only one around at the time, he sufficed. She nailed him upside-down to the fireplace and slit his throat.
2006-11-28 16:22:58 · answer #2 · answered by gleemonex69 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dont all mommy's want to nail santa...lol
2006-11-28 16:38:24 · answer #3 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because kissing him under the mistletoe isn't enough.
2006-11-28 16:17:24 · answer #4 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
All wood must be nailed.
2006-11-28 16:18:46 · answer #5 · answered by Casinomule 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
because he keeps dropping down the chimney!
2006-11-28 16:26:15 · answer #6 · answered by ladybug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She likes him.
2006-11-28 16:20:02 · answer #7 · answered by the_wind_walk_with_you_n_peace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because your mom is clearly a whore
2006-11-28 16:21:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it
2006-11-28 16:19:25 · answer #9 · answered by Johnny0050 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
because thats how she gets your presents....
2006-11-28 16:19:08 · answer #10 · answered by Guitr Playrrr 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋