A coach driver takes a crowd of blind people for a day out in Blackpool, after they park up on the prom he takes them onto the sands. He fancies a quick pint and wonders what he can do to keep them amused. He nips to a stall on the beach and buys a football with a bell in it, that should keep them happy for a bit he thinks and shoots off for his beer. After about ten minuets a bloke comes into the pub and says "is there anybody in here supposed to be with all them blind folk?. Yeah says the driver what's up. Can you come and sort them out they are kicking fukk out of one of my donkeys!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-28 08:05:17 · 10 answers · asked by DikiDoo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FOR THE YANKS ~ Yeah Donkey's are the size of football's! And we don't have electricity in Britain either, we still light our homes with candles and our net connection works with string!
2006-11-28 09:28:55 · update #1
Same driver, deaf and dumb party. They all go into pub for a drink and driver asks barman to take care of them while he has a kip in the coach. Barman says there is a problem as how does he know what they want if they can't tell him. Coach driver sorts out a system of signals for beer/spirits ie 1 finger for lager 2 for whisky etc. and then goes for a kip.
An hour later the barman is hammering on his coach. He tells the driver that he can't understand what they want as he can't understand the signals. What are they doing asked the driver? They are all stood at the bar opening and closing their mouths and making silly smiley faces.
Oh god said the driver we'll never get them on the coach now! Why said the barman?
They are all f-cking singing.
2006-11-28 08:14:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
for the Americans who i love, British donkeys wear bells around their necks and so the blind people were kicking them rather than the footballs which had bells in. ok...hope that clarify's this for you all. made me giggle.........
2006-11-28 09:46:07 · answer #2 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I'm an American and we sooo don't get this joke. Are the donkeys really small in Blackpool or what? Can you please explain it for the Yanks?
2006-11-28 08:35:17 · answer #3 · answered by Kris G 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You see allsorts in Blackpool.
2006-11-28 08:29:18 · answer #4 · answered by kev3753 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is a Donkeys? LOL!!
2006-11-28 08:08:40 · answer #5 · answered by Itzel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it.
2006-11-28 08:10:27 · answer #6 · answered by L.R.O. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aside from the curse that was so totally awsome! :)
2006-11-28 08:15:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hummm I didn't get it
2006-11-28 08:07:34 · answer #8 · answered by c_eva02 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-28 08:23:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it .sry.
2006-11-28 08:12:07 · answer #10 · answered by genie3000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋