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James Bond dies and starts for heaven. His secretary badly wants to find
out if he safely reached there. So, she calls up heaven.

A sweet female voice picked up and said: "This is Virgin Mary speaking". "Damn it", the secretary said and hung up.

She calls again after 10 minutes. The same voice:
"This is Virgin Mary speaking".
"Damn it. He hasn't reached yet", the secretary said and hung up again. She calls again after 1 hour. This time the voice said: "This is Mary speaking".
"Thank you!! Take proper care of him", she said and hung up.

2006-11-28 07:50:54 · 14 answers · asked by Goldylocks 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

yes it was funny , some guys just got the touch

2006-11-28 14:08:44 · answer #1 · answered by HEY boo boo 6 · 1 0

Mary the mother of Jesus was not a virgin when she died. Jesus had human brothers and sisters. Just a tidbit of information.

I agree with the person who said they knew the punchline. It's an ok joke, but too predictable.

2006-11-28 08:20:45 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0 0

Yea I got a LOL after I figured out what it was taking about. LOL GOOD ONE!!!

2006-11-28 08:00:50 · answer #3 · answered by Lady De 2 · 0 0

I guess he took her virginity!!! Have to say it was pretty funny and I sure wasn't expecting the one. LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

2006-11-28 08:02:52 · answer #4 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0 0

Its alright....I knew the punch line before I read it though.

2006-11-28 08:04:10 · answer #5 · answered by Katina 2 · 0 0

love it put a smile on my face.

2006-11-28 07:59:57 · answer #6 · answered by nutmeg 2 · 0 0

lol that's funny

2006-11-28 08:16:16 · answer #7 · answered by teddy bear 3 · 0 0

ahaha...i like that...a 9...thx

2006-11-28 08:12:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha good one

2006-11-28 07:54:42 · answer #9 · answered by molly c 3 · 1 2

haha..yes it did

2006-11-28 08:01:15 · answer #10 · answered by Larry 4 · 0 0

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