What have asylum seekers and sperm got in common?
Millions of the buggers get in but only one works!
2006-11-28 07:45:55 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny i like it.
2006-11-28 07:47:40 · answer #1 · answered by Ding Dong 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am me very offended, 4 months I walk from Albania, now I have very good job, me! Me and my wife, 8 children, 19 cousins and grandparents live in beautiful bedsit in Liverpool, I get £2.15 for every hour I do my work at farm, we do not make any claim from British government, as I make honest living......all we want is housing benefit, NHS, tax reductions & income support. Nothing else we want!!!!
Only joking!!
What do you call 100 asylum seekers dead at Dover?
A start!
2006-11-28 15:58:27 · answer #2 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Great twist on the old sexist joke, 10 / 10
2006-12-05 05:10:09 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2006-11-28 17:02:13 · answer #4 · answered by Mushin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gd 1 pmsl 10/10
2006-11-28 17:34:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No need to apologise for a good joke.
2006-12-05 13:22:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Judging by the number of unwanted pregnancies, the calculation could be wrong.
2006-12-02 20:02:35 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best jokes on the net.....try Yahoo! Answers.
Once again terrible yet funny.
2006-11-28 15:50:27 · answer #8 · answered by earthangel_ghost 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't you mean the Civil Service.
2006-12-05 15:44:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why post it in the first place, it's crass
2006-12-03 06:26:39 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No appology needed. Love it.
2006-11-28 15:51:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋