"My dad has epilectic fits and if hes in the bath having an attack i quickly throw in all my dirty washing to save using the washing machine". All of a sudden this irate guy who was obviously listening came up to me and got right in my face."Thats not funny " he said,"my dad had epilectic fits and died in the bath"
"Oh im so sorry" i replied "did he drown"?
"No" he said, "he chocked on one of my socks".
2006-11-28 07:24:59 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Right up my street Gerald...Ive got my eye on you, you got potential...ignore the pc brigade...they will never beat us, cos we got humour
2006-11-28 08:37:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES!!! we have a winner give that man a cupie doll
The first time i ever had sex was with an older woman and they way she was jerking around and the faces she made had me convinced that i was destined to be a great lover maybe even some famous porn star or something. Then afterwards she apologized for not warning me about her epilectic fits.
2006-11-28 07:28:55 · answer #2 · answered by jgpurvis1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2006-11-28 07:32:39 · answer #3 · answered by keefy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2006-11-28 07:27:03 · answer #4 · answered by James Ed 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!
2006-11-28 07:27:01 · answer #5 · answered by Kawainani 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't see any offense in this joke but then I'm not a "PC" person. If we can't joke about ourselves there soon won't be any comedy left in the world.
As a blind friend of mine once said, "Sight challenged or whatever politically correct people call it, I still can't see.....
2006-11-28 07:48:40 · answer #6 · answered by funelady 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what the question is here. Are you wondering if this is funny? If so, I guess it is. It's clever at least. Didn't make me laugh out loud or anything, but it was clever.
2006-11-28 07:27:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
gd 1 lmao 10/10
2006-11-28 09:30:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. I love that it is a 2 part joke.
2006-11-28 07:27:50 · answer #9 · answered by Kavindra 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha that is so not offensive and funny if you cant laugh at yourself your boring (im epilectic)
2006-11-28 07:32:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋