The council!
Only they would put a sh.it hole next to the play area...!
2006-11-28 07:06:52 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He Hee, Hi Jeff x x
2006-11-28 07:15:05 · update #1
Yet "sh.it hole" if properly treated can be a genius expansion plan for the play area. Wise council!
2006-12-05 22:58:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Understand the concept, "Who is God" and it would become simpler to understand God Almighty in its entirety.
God Almighty... a cluster of pure energy is but the sum total of all souls (atmans) in the cosmos at a given point of time. The essence of every soul (atman) being the same as God Almighty... every soul is but a minuscule God in its entity.
The moment the big bang occurs... all souls (atmans) existing in the Cosmos spread all over the cosmos with unimaginable speeds. The magnitude and the scale of the big bang are beyond the comprehension of the human beings to visualize. Nothing that exists in the cosmos in energy form can be visualized by the help of the senses and the mind.
This explosion of the big bang results in creation of a new cosmos... a new beginning! After billions of years when some planets become suitable for giving birth to life... the souls start manifesting body after another. And a planet like Mother Earth is born.
Now... what is this big bang theory! The big bang occurs in what! As has been defined above... the definition of God is, "the sum total of all purified souls atmans in the cosmos at a given point of time is what we know as God Almighty".
This cluster of pure energy we know as God accumulates in its absolute pure state only when the dissolution of the Cosmos occurs in its entirety. It is as if a huge cauldron of fire... a massive black hole has reduced the whole of the Cosmos to the size of half a thumb. It is this stage when every single soul atman in the Cosmos in whatever stage of life it may be liberates after gaining enlightenment and salvation. There is just no escape for the collapse of the whole of Cosmos has occurred.
As has been expressed by Mahavira, the 24th Tirthankara of Jainism that souls atmans in whatever stage of life they may be... continue their journey into the next Cosmos exactly from the point where they stood in the earlier manifestation is totally wrong. This is where the teachings of Jainism are flawed.
Bhagavad Gita... the sacred doctrine of Lord Krishna distinctly clarifies this point. And it is logical that when the collapse of the entire cosmos occurs... the question of souls remaining in their position as such and transitioning into the next Cosmos after the big bang occurs is but a flawed parable that defies all reasoning and logic.
The point of difference where Mahavira went wrong in understanding the teachings of Bhagavad Gita! The reason why Jainism branched into a new thinking pattern as advocated and doctored by Bhagwan Mahavira (the 24th and last Tirthankara of Jainism) is evidenced here.
This cluster of pure energy... the sum total of all purified atmans in the Cosmos equals half the size of a thumb as has been clearly spelt out in the Bhagavad Gita... the most sacred doctrine put forward by Lord Krishna in the battlefield of Mahabharata. More on god here- http://www.godrealized.org/god/who_is_god.html
2006-12-05 06:02:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Many a slip! Great 10 / 10
2006-12-04 21:54:03 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that not the play area ha ha
Hi snert hows you
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2006-11-28 07:12:42 · answer #4 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-12-04 09:15:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man did after all men make all the mistakes. the world is ran by man kind and look at the state of it. give woman kind a chance guys.
we'll get it right. X
2006-12-02 10:29:08 · answer #6 · answered by Dragonfly 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL!! thats excellent!!! never heard that before, almost fell of my chair laughing...keep the jokes coming!!
2006-11-28 07:15:09 · answer #7 · answered by tonym 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good un LMAO
2006-12-02 18:35:11 · answer #8 · answered by lozzi_pop22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice, good for a chuckle. Well done.
2006-11-28 07:23:43 · answer #9 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm impressed. Haven't heard your jokes before, but they look good.
2006-11-28 07:10:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋