A young ventriloquist is touring clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting.
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humor!"
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"
2006-11-28 07:02:29 · 17 answers · asked by Bella 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I agree with you, It's certainly one of the cuter dumb blond jokes I've heard.
2006-11-28 07:13:53 · answer #1 · answered by novelwyrm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Again "I" love stupid blond jokes. Give it a 7.
2006-11-28 07:13:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
im a woman and being spoke of as amazing or exceptionally is greater effective for my area than being spoke of as warm because of the fact thats offensive!!! i think of any guy can call a woman this is proper warm, yet once you're attracted to a woman and you like her, you call her amazing. its effective, Goood luck babe. toodlez
2016-12-10 17:50:49 · answer #3 · answered by raper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before, but I forgot all about it. Thanks for making another blonde's day!!! (Got any more jokes?)
2006-11-28 07:12:02 · answer #4 · answered by standinbhindourtroops 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great!! I needed a good laugh.
2006-11-28 07:25:22 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep.
2006-11-28 07:13:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL..... hilarious... stupid blonde.
2006-11-28 07:19:12 · answer #7 · answered by Kim 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS! Made my ay a little better
Thanks!
2006-11-28 07:18:12 · answer #8 · answered by teddyrockstar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that proves his point alright. lol
2006-11-28 07:22:01 · answer #9 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I love this joke! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2006-11-30 12:28:07 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋