A man gets on a plane and goes to his seat. Seated next to him is a large parrot. The plain taxis down the runway and soars into the air.
As the stewardess walks buy the bird shouts out “Hey you &%&*$, bring me a double scotch and make it snappy”! The stewardess scampers off and quickly returns with the birds drink, sets it down and walks off ignoring the man.
Soon, the bird starts screaming, “Hey, &$^%&*, get you &$$ over here and bring me another drink”! The stewardess, red faced runs to the galley and with in seconds runs back with yet another drink. She completely ignores the man and walks away.
The man, now feeling left out, shouts at the top of his lungs “Stewardess, you (&*^%, Bring me a #%^$^ drink and make it quick, you dumb &^%(“!
With in seconds three burley men approach the man, yank him and the bird out of their seats, drag them to the door, open it and throw them both out.
As the man is falling to the ground, the parrot flies up to him and says, “Dude, you sure are a cocky SOB for someone with out wings’!!!!!
2006-11-28 06:15:53 · 9 answers · asked by Dog Lover 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Top 10 Plane conversations outlawed by the FAA :
1) Toasts that say, "Bombs away!"
2) K-Fed discussing any of his career, "Yeah, I really bombed out!"
3) "You know Hally Berry is still smok'in, but I think Beyonce is the bomb!"
4) "Next time I want to say something while bombed, remind me just to shut up!"- Mel Gibson
5) "You dropped a bomb on me, Baby"- The Gap Band
6) "I need to go to the facility to drop off a bomb."
7) What does "bombshell blonde" mean anyway?
8) "I fired my missle right after she showed me her two big bombs!"
9) I'm waiting for the DVD, even though it really bombed at the box office!"
10) "I'd like to bomb the hell out of..."
2006-11-28 07:12:07 · answer #1 · answered by Laura K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a bit funny, but I have to ask, how'd the parrot get on the plane in the first place?
2006-11-28 14:19:32 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one...i will pass this on to my friend who likes to teach her parrot new words and tricks....
2006-11-28 14:26:41 · answer #3 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good. LOL
2006-11-28 14:58:40 · answer #4 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was cute
2006-11-28 14:32:50 · answer #5 · answered by Bella 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2006-11-28 14:19:14 · answer #6 · answered by parrotsarenoisy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny.
2006-11-28 14:31:01 · answer #7 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny.
2006-11-28 14:25:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.....hilarious
2006-11-28 14:53:36 · answer #9 · answered by Kim 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋