2006-11-28 06:14:41 · 10 answers · asked by lynda m 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
G*d D*mn it are you f*cking with me?
From Badder Santa
2006-11-28 06:18:09 · answer #1 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On an old Groucho tv show groucho asked a lady if she had any kids the lady said yes 13, groucho said 13 in amazement, and the lady said yes me and my husband love children , to which Groucho said hey I like cigars but I pull them out once and a while
2006-11-28 14:25:18 · answer #2 · answered by happyeverafter48 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its funny how this world works. The best golf player is a black man, the best rapper is white and the tallest guy in NBA is chinese.
2006-11-28 14:34:06 · answer #3 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three men have just been nailed to the cross to die- one of them breaks out in a cheery song. "Always look on the bright side of life!"
2006-11-28 14:34:35 · answer #4 · answered by Laura K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and asked, "What's this, a joke?"
2006-11-28 14:18:04 · answer #5 · answered by shadowsaber88 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a foul mouth, I just like to say f*ck a lot.
2006-11-28 14:30:41 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 dumb guys walking down the street. one says, "look at the dead bird" and the other guy looks up and says, "where? where?"
2006-11-28 15:31:14 · answer #7 · answered by mari m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a favorite but my worst is "Giterduuuuun!!!"
2006-11-28 14:29:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood, NOBODY!!
2006-11-28 14:52:11 · answer #9 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no-one dies a virgin, life screws us all
2006-11-28 15:50:42 · answer #10 · answered by wstoffberg 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋