let me first warn you this is a bad joke, SO DON'T REPORT ME.
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One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, he then gave him a pocket knife, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."
2006-11-28 06:09:46 · 13 answers · asked by mr. fancy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you were right, it was very bad joke.
2006-11-28 06:12:45 · answer #1 · answered by AleOmar 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why couldn't he take his own dick out of the vice? The handle works for everyone.
2006-11-28 14:33:48 · answer #2 · answered by Shepherd 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not very funny but a very good idea. I feel sorry for the prick who sleeps with my wife.
2006-11-28 14:31:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!!! That's one of the best revenge jokes I've ever heard in my life. Well done.
2006-11-28 14:55:01 · answer #4 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!! this dude you are so funny!! your jokes are so hilarious!!!! Thats a 10/10. i like the other one better, tho.
2006-11-28 14:21:23 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All in a day's work....Competion for Lorena???? Possibly
2006-11-28 14:28:55 · answer #6 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting... but scary!! Good one brotha!!
2006-11-28 14:35:59 · answer #7 · answered by Bella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i've heard that one before. But i still like it....funny
2006-11-28 14:49:58 · answer #8 · answered by Kim 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-28 14:43:51 · answer #9 · answered by parrotsarenoisy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd hate for it to be my guy!!
2006-11-28 14:25:56 · answer #10 · answered by Kelly45 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋