it is dirty, so read at your own risk!!!
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A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."
The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"
2006-11-28 06:00:50 · 13 answers · asked by mr. fancy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaa. Thats the funniest joke i have heard today!!!! That's an 11/10. Please help me to STOP laughing!!!
2006-11-28 06:08:06 · answer #1 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anyone for a free scope?
2006-11-28 07:58:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, that's killing 2 birds with one stone....Hope the naked man enjoyed it because it was "to die for"
2006-11-28 06:32:53 · answer #3 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, I've heard one like it before but this one was better. Well done.
2006-11-28 06:53:00 · answer #4 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol clever but how much you wanna bet some aren't gonna get it?
2006-11-28 06:03:32 · answer #5 · answered by Dahlia O 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sooooooooo bad but funny!!!
2006-11-28 06:04:47 · answer #6 · answered by empresstnt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.....freaking hilarious joke. I like it.
2006-11-28 06:48:27 · answer #7 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-28 06:20:50 · answer #8 · answered by parrotsarenoisy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-28 06:20:52 · answer #9 · answered by andre g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one
2006-11-28 06:04:21 · answer #10 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋