In a town of nowhere, there are groups of bats that live in a cave on the mountain. For many days they have been short of blood supply for them to survive, so the bats are exhausted.
One night, a bat came back to the cave with fresh blood on his mouth. Other bats ask him with eager where did he get the blood. Under the pressure of other bats, the bat with blood says "Alright! follow me." He flies out the cave followed by many other bats.
As they approach a huge old dying tree, the bat with blood says "Do you guys see that tree?"
"Yes!, yes! we see the tree..", the other bats respond.
Then the bat with blood says "Great, I didn't see it.."
2006-11-28 05:51:28 · 28 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
absolutely hillarious dude...love it
2006-11-28 05:53:05 · answer #1 · answered by nawti969 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Could be funnier if the delivery was improved - i.e.: Rewrite the punch line.
"See that tree?"
"Yes! Yes! We see the tree!" the other bats respond.
"Well, I didn't..."
See? Much hilariouser.
Welcome.
2014-10-31 03:30:49 · answer #2 · answered by joanne 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
um properly i did snort on the first one the first time i heard it (lengthy time period in the past) if that counts the bat one became oddly humorous no longer lol humorous yet alittle snicker the monkey one is hysterical
2016-11-29 21:35:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good, I bet it takes some people a while to get it, if they do at all. Well done.
2006-11-28 06:49:33 · answer #4 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, nice one
2006-11-28 07:33:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funnier the first time I saw it posted.
2006-11-28 06:10:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny but i scratched my head at first, then i got it
2006-11-28 05:56:55 · answer #7 · answered by monkeyguy1890 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good laugh.
2006-11-28 05:53:18 · answer #8 · answered by iamlsu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha. Hilarious!!
2006-11-28 05:59:45 · answer #9 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!!
2006-11-28 05:52:45 · answer #10 · answered by Ralley 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor little guy! he must have to much wax build up in his ears.
2006-11-28 05:54:35 · answer #11 · answered by apple 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋