ok, i made myself a really nice bean and lentil salad yesterday, of which I scoffed down...the only problem now is that I can't stop farting...and its really bad...and really smelly.
Please someone tell me there is a cure!!!
2006-11-28 05:44:32 · 20 answers · asked by kat...grrr... 2 in Health ➔ Other - Health
There is a product called "Beano" that is very effective.
2006-11-28 05:48:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-04 21:05:27 · answer #2 · answered by Susanne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is smelly you need to clean your stomach. To do that drink two full glasses of diluted yogurt or maybe even three, take your time dont hurry it all down, 3 glasses in 15 mins is a good time. This has to be the first thing you consume and give yourself atleast two hours before you consume anything else. I would suggest that you do this on your day off and stay at home coz you would have to visit the pot quite often. This not only cleans your stomach it also removes toxins from your system.
Now that we have taken care of the smelly part lets turn to the gas problem. It is darn easy to cure this aggainst popular belife. Have 2-3 garlic cloves before you hit the bed. 3-4 if the problem is severe, you could reduce it as your prolem decreases. Do not smash it or chew it, just swallow. If you chew it you will never eat garlic in your life again. You could continue to swallow one clove every night even if your gas prolem is solved as this is on of the medicines mother nature has given us. I dont have the patience to list down all its benfits just trust me on this.
2006-11-28 06:00:20 · answer #3 · answered by Joltbolt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try some phayzme or gas-x. Next time you make a salad with beans have some beano on hand to take before you eat the salad. Also be sure you are eating enough yogurt with live active cultures or taking acidophillus capsules to keep your digestive flora healthy.
2006-11-28 05:47:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold them in and when you can not take it anymore, let her rip. IT will come out in one big loud stinky fart.
Or you can find a natural cure to whatever ails you here: http://www.xenex.org/shadows/instruct/ACompleteHandbookofNatureCures.pdf#search='A%20Complete%20Handbook%20of%20Nature%20Cure'
Or to best answer your question try this: Treatment for immediate relief
Drink a glass of warm water or cleansing drink (boil 1 cup water, with 1 tsp saunf, 1/2 tsp ajwain, 10 pudina leaves and then add little black salt and juice of 1/2 lemon before drinking) and walk for 5-10 mts.
Lie on abdomen and practice Yogic asanas pertaining to the abdomen like , Pavan Muktasana, Bhujangasana and Vajrasana. Kunjal and Laghu Shank Prakshalana also help.
For other treatments/Yogic asanas, see chart.
Flatulence
Flatulence is a sign of gases stuck in the intestine due to disturbed digestion as a result of habitual eating of unwise food mixtures and combinations, besides sedentary habits and lack of exercises. However, cleansing the gastro-intestinal tract of stagnant putrefactive material through enema and fasting for 2-4 days followed by light diet comprising of fruits and vegetables , one can get rid of the trouble. Besides, regular brisk walk or Yogic exercises as well as treatments like mud pack, abdomen pack, hot and cold hip bath should be practised in order to correct the function of the digestive organs.
2006-11-28 05:48:43 · answer #5 · answered by neilinhp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dunno wot u can do about that but i did a classic a few years back. i had to get home. i had loads of shopping and it was raining torrentially. i went round to my mates flat to get out of the rain. he offered to give me a lift home. now this guy lets `em drop all the time and doesn`t care much soooo......wen he dropped me outside my house the rain got even heavier so he couldn`t wind his windows down so as a form of revenge i let the loudest smelliest fart go then scarpered out of his car and shut the car door pretty quick lmao he had a choice to make.....either wind the window down on his way back and get soaked lol or put up wiv the eggy smell lol he chose the eggy smell because the rain was soooo heavy lol i didn`t stop laughing all week and even thinking about it now is making me laugh lol i`m not normally that evil but i just couldn`t pass up on that perfect opportunity lol
2006-11-30 02:30:25 · answer #6 · answered by graham f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
Don't eat that bean salad again! lol!
Just fart it all out till ur out of gas.
2006-11-28 05:46:15 · answer #7 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a lighter and ignite them its great fun, or do one into a cup put it upside down then wait for someone to lift it.
but seriously its grenerally caused by bad eating ie junk food.
2006-11-28 07:09:24 · answer #8 · answered by dsjoiners79 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its better to fart i get bad trapped wind so your lucky jst open a window girl and get some room spray
2006-11-28 11:02:27 · answer #9 · answered by munchie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This probably isn't very healthy, but maybe take a bunch of laxatives and clear it all out?? I don't know if that would work!!
2006-11-28 05:47:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋