A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?" he yelled forcefully. No one answered. "All right, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse isn’t back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go, what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."
2006-11-28 05:22:51 · 10 answers · asked by pooterosa 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA..... funny.. i like that joke.
2006-11-28 06:40:13 · answer #1 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, good for a chuckle.
2006-11-28 14:29:23 · answer #2 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO thats a good one!!!! Imma have to pass that to my friends!!!
2006-11-28 13:53:07 · answer #3 · answered by Jaded Heart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-28 13:24:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-28 13:29:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-28 13:26:38 · answer #6 · answered by danjontina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... i've heard this one before but it is still good!!!
lmao
2006-11-28 13:25:16 · answer #7 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute, good one
2006-11-28 13:25:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute :O)
2006-11-28 13:59:18 · answer #9 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny. Thanks for making me laugh!!
2006-11-28 13:30:58 · answer #10 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋