Three dogs are at the vet in the waiting room.
When the first dog asks the second dog what he's in for, he answers, "My master bought a brand new carpet the other day, and at the first opportunity I soiled it, so now I've been brought here to get on medication. So what are you here for?"
The first dog replies grimly, "I also need medication. My master had a table with a collection of expensive vases and while I was chasing my tail I accidently bumped into the table and broke them all."
The two dogs then look over and ask the third dog what he's in for. The third dog answers, "The reason I'm here is the other day my master stepped out of the shower and she bent over. I couldn't resist, so I jumped her from behind and took her like a wild animal!"
"So I guess you're also here for medication?" says the first dog.
The third dog answers, "Nope, I'm here to get my nails clipped!"
2006-11-28 05:19:18 · 18 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I liked it! Post more pls!
2006-11-28 05:21:30 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice....thanks for putting a smile on my face today
2006-11-28 13:22:37 · answer #2 · answered by Adrina Y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Sick, But funny.
2006-11-28 16:16:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
.Well there's a literal...if slightly disturbing way to look at doggie style.
2006-11-28 13:22:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that is hilarious!! yet disturbing, but still funny!!!
good job!
2006-11-28 13:23:16 · answer #5 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sick and funny!!
haha!
Gross!!
haha!
2006-11-28 13:33:19 · answer #6 · answered by josie_14_14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhh, beastiality, is there anything funnier...
2006-11-28 14:26:42 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's nasty, but soooo funny
2006-11-28 13:24:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sick but funny
2006-11-28 14:22:22 · answer #9 · answered by parrotsarenoisy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, 4x4, you tickle me! : )
2006-11-28 14:19:54 · answer #10 · answered by Trixie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋