little johnny asked his Mum for a bike for his Birthday. Well she said if you have been a good boy go upstairs and write a letter to God and see if you think you deserve one.
Dear God. I have been a good boy this year and i would like a bike for my Birthday. I want a red one.
Johnny knew this wasn't true so he tore up the letter and started over.
Dear god i have been pretty good this year and i want a bike for my Birthday. i want a red one.
He knew this wasn't true either so he tore up the letter and started over. I have been an ok boy this year and i want a bike for my Birthday.
Johnny knew this wasn't true so he tore up the letter. Mum i wanna go to Church. Mum thought her plan had worked so she said, ok be back for dinner.
Johnny looked around at the alter and saw a statue of the Virgin Mary. when he was sure no one was looking he slipped it under his shirt and walked home up to his room
He sat down and wrote a note to God..................
2006-11-28 05:16:12 · 14 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
letter 4. i have your mum. if you want to see her again send the f.ucking bike
2006-11-28 05:16:52 · update #1
Funny as f*** that made my day cheers
2006-11-28 05:23:36 · answer #1 · answered by danjontina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny and unique
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2006-11-28 06:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwwww... for being a little boy he sure is crafty.
2006-11-28 06:23:25 · answer #3 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-28 05:25:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it was quite funny
2006-11-28 06:24:39 · answer #5 · answered by Bradiie Babes--Ox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. quite funny
2006-11-28 05:20:09 · answer #6 · answered by queen_e_91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny
2006-11-28 05:23:22 · answer #7 · answered by teddy bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!!!! lol <:0
2006-11-28 05:21:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe not bad.
2006-11-28 05:18:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too Funny!!!!! LMAO!!!!!
2006-11-28 08:13:41 · answer #10 · answered by Lady De 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋