There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.
Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.
She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mello Yello. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.
"Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning"
2006-11-28 05:14:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO I liked it, I doubt my sister would get it tho....
2006-11-28 05:59:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i missed this one thre weeks ago from frank so it goes to show the people who moan saying you copied and pasted this or heard it DOH! should think again as it could have been them who missed it first time round SO THANKS FOR YOU PUTTING IT ON AGAIN a great gag worth seeing and worth repeating It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out - so she kept putting money in. And since it was such a hot day, a line had formed behind her. Finally, a guy on line said, "Will you hurry up? We're all hot and thirsty!" And the blonde said, "No way. I'm still winning!"
2016-05-22 22:38:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny for everyone but the blondes who dont get it
2006-11-28 05:21:22 · answer #3 · answered by acullenhurley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-28 06:28:45 · answer #4 · answered by parrotsarenoisy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-28 05:35:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh thats polite easy
2006-11-28 05:52:25 · answer #6 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...... that is super funny. I like that joke
2006-11-28 06:37:04 · answer #7 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
2006-11-28 05:55:39 · answer #8 · answered by oneamy2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, now that's a dumb blonde... a very, very dumb blonde.
2006-11-28 06:22:00 · answer #9 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute,good one
2006-11-28 05:20:36 · answer #10 · answered by sara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋