A firefighter is at the station house working outside on the
fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is
in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. She is
wearing a Firefighter's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.
The firefighter says "Hey, little girl, whatcha doing?" The little
girl says, "I'm a firefighter and this is my Fire truck!"
The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl, that
sure is a nice fire truck!" the firefighter says. "Thanks, mister" says the little girl. The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the little girl had tied the wagon to the dog's testicles. "Little girl" says the firefighter "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck, I think you could go faster." The little girl says "You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren.
2006-11-28 05:14:52 · 6 answers · asked by pooterosa 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your story touches me....in all the wrong places I too used to be a siren *tear*
2006-11-28 05:34:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd hate to be the one to remove the rope from the dog... I value unbitten hands!
2006-11-28 05:55:14 · answer #2 · answered by furball17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe a classic joke man
2006-11-28 06:16:56 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwwww, poor doggy :(
but the joke is funny
2006-11-28 05:18:51 · answer #4 · answered by teddy bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-28 05:27:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
D*MN!!! That hurts just hearing it.
2006-11-28 06:20:23 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋