Once upon a time a starving man named Harry Enis was walking in the middle of a Chinese forest when he stumbled upon a huge mansion. It was close to nightfall and he had no where to stay, no food, and nothing to make camp; so he walked up to the mansion and rang the doorbell. A very ancient man with a long beard brushing the floor answered the loud, clanging gong. Harry begged for a place of shelter, and the old man pitied him and let him stay. At dinner the old man introduced Harry to his daughter, Naomi. She was the meaning of beauty, and Harry instantly fell for her - mostly because he hadn't done it in a while, due to his disposition of starving and homeless in a forest. - ANYWAY - The old man saw Harry eyeing his daughter and said to him, "If you touch my daughter, I will subject to you the three worst Chinese tortures." That night Harry snuck out of his room and into Naomi's. Having been cooped up in this old mansion for so long, she had no objections.
2006-11-28 05:02:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
In the morning he woke up, and after 10 minutes decided that something heavy was on his chest stopping him from breathing properly. He opened his eyes to find a 50 kilo rock on his chest with sign on it that said "First Chinese Torture: 50 kilo rock on chest." Thinking that it wasn't that heavy he picked it up and threw it out the window. As the rock fell out the window he noticed a sign on the bottom that said "Second Chinese Torture: Rock tied to right testicle." In a panic he jumped out the window, what man wouldn't? Unfortunately he looked up and saw the sign on the bottom of the window sill "Third Chinese Torture: left testicle tied to bed post."
2006-11-28 05:03:10 · update #1
oh my gosh... you got good jokes...
9.5, good job! LMAO...
2006-11-28 05:17:44 · answer #1 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loooooooooooooool oh my Gof if ur looking for a real tortures's clip o should go to www.ogrish.com :(( that's so sad and awful trust me u won't be able to sleep if u check them out but u gotta find'em n then download those clips and just watch this :((
2006-11-28 13:08:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..... Man that must of hurt. But that is a very hilarioius joke.
2006-11-28 13:09:43 · answer #3 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sickcrash dont make me laugh like this
2006-11-28 13:06:01 · answer #4 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sore but funny
2006-11-28 13:32:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!! Good one! Ha..Ha..Ha!
2006-11-28 13:07:40 · answer #6 · answered by Momma Jo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe - it really hurts - LoL
2006-11-28 13:10:11 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooch!
2006-11-28 16:43:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋