Make sure you come up with Quotes or things that they might say to you or the other guides around like you mother's or brother's. What do you think they'll want to say.
2006-11-28 05:02:14 · 12 answers · asked by ? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Don't be offended by this question it's for those who believe in guides thats all. I wanted to ask a question that was lighthearted in the midst of all this serious stuff please answer if this question applies to you.
2006-11-28 06:17:09 · update #1
Some spirit guide quotes:
"Don't stick your finger in your nose, you monkey!"
"Umm, turn back - you missed the exit, dumbass!"
"Do you have to listen to this song AGAIN?"
What do they think of us - I don't know that they do. I think if there are spirit guides, they're impersonal and only come to us *when* we seek them.
2006-11-28 05:06:51 · answer #1 · answered by swordarkeereon 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
don't think this is a funny question. my Spirit Guides are wonderful and they do appreciate my idiosyncrasies regarding certain Religious matters and my attitude towards the European " invasion " of Turtle Island. could say they respect me even if I am a stupid mortal, who just doesn't know any better than to get himself in a mess.
2006-11-28 05:13:50 · answer #2 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now you're hilarious too! Yes, I am Native American, and believe in my spirit guides. Why do you find it so easy to judge what you do not understand?
2006-11-28 05:10:35 · answer #3 · answered by buttercup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think its that funny but whatever tickles your funnybone
my animal guides whould say something about how stupid christianity is and how ignorant people have become over the centuries
one of my animals is a skunk and i tease him because i can smell him in the physical realm and he says stuff like you leave my stinker alone.
For me animal guides are personal, some are there because a person likes the animal and some are there because there is a connection between the animal or spirit and yourself.
2006-11-28 05:07:17 · answer #4 · answered by badferret 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I believe that she is a female. I think she wants to knock me upside the head when I don't listen to her.
My spirit guide loves me. That is why she took on that thankless job for me. I just don't pay enough attention to listening to her. Life happens and I get caught up in living it.
2006-11-28 05:08:47 · answer #5 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What is hilarious about your question?
Once my guide said--You left the hose on in the backyard. So I went out there and it was true. He saved me a flooded backyard and a huge water bill.
2006-11-28 05:07:39 · answer #6 · answered by a_delphic_oracle 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
well, my adopted brother has spirit guides and they think he's cool. Except Red, he hates everyone.
2006-11-28 05:07:00 · answer #7 · answered by sister steph 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Stop using yahoo answers!
2006-11-28 05:12:11 · answer #8 · answered by kabooodelzzz 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
there are no spirit guides, except Demons who will guide you to Hell.
2006-11-28 05:09:58 · answer #9 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I think what mine likely says over and over is "I can't believe she just did that!?!" I am sure mine spends his time shaking his head over and over, lol
2006-11-28 05:07:51 · answer #10 · answered by *me* 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋