Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the d ealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.
`But I think I know where I`m going wrong,` said Santa, `I think I`m planting them too deep.`
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One day two friends are bragging.
1st friend: My father has great eyes site like eagle, he is very
clever as fox, very brave like the Lion...
2nd friend: This means that I need to buy a ticket to the
Zoo to meet your Father??
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Bagga: 'My girlfriend says that if I don't give up cricket she'll leave me.'
Jagga: 'Oh! that's very tough, Right friend?'
Bagga: 'Yeah, I'm going to miss her'.
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Hi sweetheart, Doing nothing? Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart! I may come there any time! Ur`s faithfully "HEART ATTACK!
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more coming up...
2006-11-28 05:01:53 · 5 answers · asked by Sohaib ahmad 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh sweetheart
2006-11-28 05:03:57 · answer #1 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about this one:
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple
of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room!"
2006-11-28 13:05:15 · answer #2 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
keep em coming!! this is better than some of the crazy stuff people put on here.
2006-11-28 13:05:41 · answer #3 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-28 13:29:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jajajajaja not so funny, kind of funny, funny...
2006-11-28 13:07:50 · answer #5 · answered by JeWel in the MakE! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋