i bought wot i thought was a great dane a few years back. i give it a big breakfast every morning. anyway this morning i heard this awful noise coming from outside my bedroom like my dog struggling and fighting and huffing and puffing. anyway after half an hour of this i opened my bedroom door to be faced by a 200lb turd wiv a little king charles sitting next to it. i was shocked to discover it was a king charles spaniel all along wiv constipation. has this happened to u and should i have the turd put in a glass case to put on display? thanx in advance :)
2006-11-28 04:56:14 · 25 answers · asked by graham f 3 in Pets ➔ Dogs
you should see the crap that comes out of my aussy pup. she's only 5 months old, 20lbs, but i swear she takes a 5lbs dump at least 3 times a day! its like, WHERE DOES SHE KEEP IT!!!!
2006-11-28 05:01:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that happened to me. I thought I bought a grossly obese man and it turned out it was a constipated dwarf. Just my luck
Mrs. B, Essex
2006-11-28 13:00:10 · answer #2 · answered by Kaus Australis 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Can't say it's happened to me but it sounds really odd-are you sure it was a king charles spaniel and not a shitzu?
2006-11-28 13:08:35 · answer #3 · answered by M M 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I had a really good smart *ss answer, but after reading everyone else's I'm laughing too hard and I forgot what I was gonna say. Damn.
LMAO!!!
2006-11-28 13:53:41 · answer #4 · answered by KJ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
MAYBE IT WAS ALL THOSE BIG BREAKFASTS YOU FIXED HIM THAT PRODUCED SUCH A MASSIVE PIECE OF FECAL WORK. LOL BE GLAD DOG IS SEEMINGLY HEALTHY & ABLE TO ELIMININATE ALL THOSE WONDERFUL BREAKFASTS.
PS. YES YOU SHOULD HAVE THE TURD BRONZED FOR DISPLAY! KD
2006-11-28 13:07:12 · answer #5 · answered by tinkerflys 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do you think that's the explaination as to why I found a massive big poo right next to my dead poodle? There was just his outer skin and his bloodshot eyeballs left.
2006-11-28 13:05:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I think you might have solved the problem of obese everywhere - they just need a big poo!
2006-11-28 12:59:58 · answer #7 · answered by Ally 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that happened just yesterday.
Four times.
2006-11-28 12:58:41 · answer #8 · answered by ~Grace~ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yuk.
2006-11-28 13:09:08 · answer #9 · answered by msnite1969 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes yes and no
2006-11-28 13:04:22 · answer #10 · answered by superstar 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋