I said to her why don't you try rubbing a piece of toilet paper between your boobs,once in the morning then again at night for a week."what good will that do"she said,"well its worked for your ar se" i replied.........!!!!!
2006-11-28 04:24:11 · 14 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And how comfortable was that dog house last night, sir? (That joke is sooooooooooo cruel)
2006-11-28 04:35:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 14⤊ 0⤋
Hi, I wanted to tell you about my experience with the CurvyBust cream. I'm 24 years old and I've spent pretty much my whole life wishing I had slightly larger breasts. I'm normally a size A, I'd love to be a size B, especially when I wear certain kinds of low cut tops. I have a good figure, and I like what I have, but every now and then I would like a little bit more. Even if I had the money, (which I don't because I am a college student with loans to pay off), I would never consider going under the knife just to go up 1 cup size. So that's been my dilemma.
I found out about curvybust cream when I was flipping through (Yahoo Answers). To be honest with you, I'm not the type of girl who would consider spending money on a cream that promises to increase breast size. It just seems like an impossible thing to claim. But there were three reasons that I decided to go for it:
1) I contacted them via their website because I had a question about the cream being OK for sensitive skin (which it is, because it is made of natural botanical ingredients.)
2) I was really impressed by their customer service and willingness to explain everything to me. 3) They offered me a free 12 day supply with no obligation, (I just had to pay the shipping costs- I wasn't too thrilled with that but it was still worth it to get the free product).
Well, it's actually working! There is a noticeable difference in the size of my breasts! It's only been 10 days, and they say that the true final results won't appear until about the 4-6 month time frame, but based on what I can see, (and what my boyfriend can feel�) there's definitely a difference. My breasts are standing out more, and they are fuller and rounder. Sometimes I am able to go out without a bra, now I can't. And I have a feeling that I might have to actually buy new bras if the growth continues. I'm looking forward to seeing how the next month goes. There might actually be a size B in my future! Woohoo!
2016-05-14 17:11:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I expect you will see a bit more of her next week ?
when the swelling goes down and they take the bandages off your head.
2006-11-28 22:21:43 · answer #3 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are right l how NEVER like unreal things or people its not the size of her chest that will give her confidence.
2006-11-28 04:35:12 · answer #4 · answered by TheMan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny....that is an oldie but goodie...thanks for the laugh.
2006-11-28 04:36:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard that one before but it's Still funny good joke
2006-11-28 04:35:06 · answer #6 · answered by csm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...oldy but goody
2006-11-28 04:26:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny
2006-11-28 04:33:46 · answer #8 · answered by honeb1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, heard it before though!
2006-11-28 04:26:10 · answer #9 · answered by kelloggs.1712 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i heard that joke before...and it's still funny.
2006-11-28 04:26:05 · answer #10 · answered by Lindsay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋