A man and his wife went on a holiday to Jerusalem. While they were there the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband he could have her shipped home for $5000 or have her buried here, in the holy land for $150. The man thought about it then said he would have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked the man "why would you spend $5000 having your wife shipped home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and it would only cost $150.
The man replied "long ago a man died here, was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I can't take that risk."
2006-11-28 04:22:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent little ditty 10/10 Well done.
More please.
2006-11-28 04:38:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow ,,,,, that is funny...... but understanding that a life time with someone and the thought of them rising from the dead. Ain't no way ..
2006-11-28 04:25:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha lol....hmmm, a loving husband indeed. I liked that one...thanx 4 the laugh.
2006-11-28 04:26:02 · answer #3 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 11:35:00 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Smart husband
2006-11-28 04:35:23 · answer #5 · answered by honeb1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a Lil Odd But It'll do
2006-11-28 04:26:15 · answer #6 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this one before. It was sent to me as a forward. However, it is just as funny reading it again. Thanks for sharing it with others!!
2006-11-28 04:25:52 · answer #7 · answered by Michelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard this one before, except it was the mother in-law that died.
2006-11-28 04:25:11 · answer #8 · answered by turkishjr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is very funny indeed. Thank you
2006-11-28 04:25:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is soo awsome! Very funny!
2006-11-28 04:42:47 · answer #10 · answered by teddy bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, thats funny - not heard that before!!
2006-11-28 04:23:58 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋