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is this funny? i want to go to a church in a wheel chair and about 3 months after going i want to jump up and scream ive been healed is this funny i say it is but one of my brothers say it isnt we are all athiests but he says its not funny

2006-11-28 04:18:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

23 answers

hilarious

2006-11-29 04:01:02 · answer #1 · answered by Bob 1 · 0 0

Well it's mocking God-so obviously people are going to say it isn't funny. The other reason is to look at the reason you are doing it- to hurt others. You are trying to make people believe something and then hurt them by saying it is a lie. What gratification is there in that. Even as an atheist- I'm sure you have a feeling of respect for others. Plus, there are so many documented accounts of real miracles-that your little joke won't leave as much of an impression as you think. Lastly being around truth for 3 months- I'm sure you'll recognize it and find out who God really is- so this will be a non-issue.

2006-11-28 12:25:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It wouldn't really be funny to me...but I definitely say try it! After going for three months you may find yourself healed in ways you didn't expect. But I recommend going to a church full of people who love Jesus, not just a "religious" one.

2006-11-28 12:25:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's not funny,but you could probably make some money on the Benny Hinn show.He's a fraud.No flesh and blood man here on earth can heal anyone.You might get a laugh out of him though.Being on his show would make you just like him.

2006-11-28 12:26:44 · answer #4 · answered by Derek B 4 · 0 0

Ask God if it's funny.

Also, people are a little wiser than you think. You're assuming that everyone's mouths will fall open and they'll start dancing around you proclaiming a miracle. What you may not know is that many have encountered numerous mockers before and aren't really all that surprised by or unhip to your scorn, whatever form it takes.

2006-11-28 12:24:24 · answer #5 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 0 0

Funny in a sick way :) People could be offended though. Maybe you shouldn't play with God like that. It could back fire on you and you may start believing in God. 3 months is a long time to be faking it. You better be careful.

2006-11-28 12:28:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Make sure it's a nice church with a sense of humor. If things got out of hand, someone might entertain the irony of putting you in a wheelchair for real.

2006-11-28 12:37:12 · answer #7 · answered by skepsis 7 · 1 0

Interesting!

2006-11-28 12:23:13 · answer #8 · answered by JDJ34 3 · 0 0

I see you have been listening to a lot of the false "faith healers" that perpetrate fraud on the public by choosing people like you to "heal" so they will look good. We should all beware of the great "faith healers" on TV because people really interested in helping you do not do it for money nor notoriety.

2006-11-28 12:28:55 · answer #9 · answered by mesquiteskeetr 6 · 0 0

Not funny

2006-11-28 12:21:31 · answer #10 · answered by Mav here! 4 · 0 0

Everyone including myself would think you had lost you marbles. For my own entertainment I might go so far as to contact the police on your behalf convincing them to take u to a mental hospital.

2006-11-28 12:24:12 · answer #11 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 1 0

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