A girl wanted to increase her breast size, so she went to Dr warbler a specialist in this sort of field.
He instructed here so swing her arms from side to side and recite this...
"mary had a little lamb,its fleece was white as snow,if i do this everyday,my bust will surely grow"
After a few weeks,she noticed great inprovement.
One morning she was running late for her bus to go to work.
She rushes and gets to the stop a minute or so early.
She then remembers that in her rush she didn`t do her excercise.
She looks around and sees the coast is clear,so she quickly did her exercise.
A guy gets to the bus stop and asks,"you`re being treated by dr warbler aren`t you?" sheepishly the girl says "yes but how did you know?"
The guy starts thrusting his hips backwards and forwards and starts singing "Hickory Dickory dock....."
sorry if you`ve heard it before!!!
2006-11-28 04:00:54 · 40 answers · asked by HOOPS 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmaoooooo
i luv it!!
made me smile :)
thnk youuuu
xx
2006-11-28 04:07:11 · answer #1 · answered by meekaboox 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny. I never heard of it before. And please you do not need to apologize if we have heard it before. If people do not like hearing old jokes then stuff them. If I could give you thumbs up I would but sadly I am still on level one.
2006-11-28 05:59:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
10 years old
2006-12-04 07:37:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
and thank you that was funny
No i have not heard that one yet
Keep on making us smile
have a happy Christmas
>^,,^<
2006-12-05 02:01:05 · answer #4 · answered by sweet-cookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have but never told so well. There are always jokes that have been heard before but i'ts nice to hear them again.
2006-11-28 06:36:01 · answer #5 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not heard it before. Very funny, I laughed so much, I nearly fell off my chair.!!
2006-12-04 02:44:42 · answer #6 · answered by pinkblackjasper 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It is a Goodie. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2006-11-30 12:42:29 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it before but still makes me laugh.
2006-12-02 18:33:54 · answer #8 · answered by lozzi_pop22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The version i heard was, I must i must inprove my bust. old ones dif the best
2006-11-28 06:22:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-11-28 04:18:41 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be sorry, I'd forgotten that one, and was happy to be reminded of it. 10 / 10
2006-12-04 21:08:02 · answer #11 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋