Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow
near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap
and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome Prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young Prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and setup housekeeping in yon castle
with my Mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy
doing so ."
That night,
on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled to herself and thought:
I don't fcuking think so!!!
2006-11-28 03:50:18 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah baby.
2006-11-28 03:52:08 · answer #1 · answered by cami 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! I know a few men taht should be lightly sauteed in seasoned white wine...and of course a special few that should be covered in whip cream and licked clean.
2006-11-28 22:17:18 · answer #2 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even though I HATE the 'f' word - I LOVED this poem!! Please make sure ALL single women get THIS one!!! It's too late for me -been married for 17 years! No castle or live-in mother (THANK GOD!), but I am doing the cleaning and cooking. Lucky for him - I don't mind!
2006-11-28 11:53:05 · answer #3 · answered by curiousgeorgette 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah f u c k that...who wants to live with their mother in law...lol
Frog legs...damn i'm hungry again
2006-11-30 00:05:37 · answer #4 · answered by Social_D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. You Go, Girl! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2006-11-30 20:45:03 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that poor princess still had to do some domestic work and cook that rude little froggy ***
2006-11-28 13:36:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good one! Loved It!
2006-11-28 12:32:37 · answer #7 · answered by PJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, I'm definitely head over heels in lust...
2006-11-28 12:18:57 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is hilarious i would give that a 9
2006-11-28 11:53:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she ate the frog instead of being his maid. Its not really a question.
2006-11-28 13:32:08 · answer #10 · answered by Heidi Jo 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Was that meant to be a joke.I must have left my sense of humor at home because I don't find it funny.
2006-11-28 11:59:02 · answer #11 · answered by dawnf21 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋