One day, a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor.
The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself."
So he went out and bought a starter pistol.
When he got home, his wife was naked in bed, ready for him. So they got in the 69 position and started at it. Soon he felt the urge to come, so he fired the pistol.
The next day, he went to the doctor. The doctor asked him how it went.
He said, "Not too good. My wife bit off three inches of my di*ck, shi*t in my face, and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands up."
2006-11-28 03:37:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Check this Joke as well
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Apjg0XraTz2B3xHtbkpxVG_sy6IX?qid=20061127072534AA6Cgyt
2006-11-28 03:37:52 · update #1
Ha ha ha ha you are on a roll man!!!!
2006-11-28 03:43:46 · answer #1 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i fell off of my chair lafin !!!! what do you think of this one .....A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin top produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All of these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: "First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." She sighed and said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee...."
2006-11-28 03:46:09 · answer #2 · answered by insenergy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Premature ejaculation is caused by specific things that you do before and during sex. Most of the time without even realizing it. Read here https://tr.im/D850f
Premature ejaculation is not some gene you're born with, the result of your penis size or a part of your personality that you can never change.
2016-02-14 19:10:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groan.
2006-11-28 09:11:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG I think i just peed myself!
2006-11-28 03:52:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved them both
2006-11-28 03:41:27 · answer #6 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud one
2006-11-28 05:02:25 · answer #7 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
neighbour
2006-11-28 03:41:10 · answer #8 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
serves him right LOL
2006-11-28 03:39:24 · answer #9 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny....kinda sick but def. funny
2006-11-28 03:42:04 · answer #10 · answered by XxNew york eyesxX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋