There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot.
One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly, and she was absolutely gorgeous.
He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.
He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.
One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.
The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing..." I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone..."
2006-11-28 03:23:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG ................that was hilariously funny,
LOL ........................I enjoyed the joke very much
and thanks for sharing : - )
LOL..........
2006-11-28 03:28:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-07 22:05:56 · answer #2 · answered by drago 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oddly funny
2006-11-28 03:52:26 · answer #3 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it. haha. like the song too, only it isn't Lorraine it's the rain? yeah i think.
2006-11-28 03:27:38 · answer #4 · answered by Christina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long set up, but very funny if you know the song.
2006-11-28 09:17:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is funny!! 2 thumbs up!
2006-11-28 03:26:06 · answer #6 · answered by Miss Mouse 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, but that is a mean joke, won't you jump in and try and save her. like a real man would
2006-11-28 03:26:45 · answer #7 · answered by missy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with missy, but then I thought it was funny also
2006-11-28 03:29:37 · answer #8 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The title should be 'Strange Boyfriend?'
2006-11-28 03:26:08 · answer #9 · answered by genius 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha he can see all obsticals in his way lol. That was cute
2006-11-28 03:35:15 · answer #10 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a question?,try jokes aplenty.com
2006-11-28 03:28:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋