One wipes herself on her knickers and the other on a wreath.The two husbands were in the pub the next day,the first man says"i'd better watch my wife she came home last night with no knickers on".The other one says thats nothing mine had i card wedged up her bum sayimg "we'll never forget you..from all the boys at the fire station..................!!
2006-11-28 03:17:05 · 17 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL that was a good one and for once it wasn't to long to read sometimes i can never be bothered to finish the joke coz there so long!
Thanks for the laugh xx
2006-11-28 03:21:23 · answer #1 · answered by red devil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i fell off of my chair lafin , i have a graveyard joke too but not as funny as yours , ....A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said..."Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
2006-11-28 11:19:10 · answer #2 · answered by insenergy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny,
2006-11-28 11:52:57 · answer #3 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up.
2006-11-28 11:18:45 · answer #4 · answered by I'm Sparticus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wats to answer? It's very funny.
2006-11-28 11:23:00 · answer #5 · answered by nosy old lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On here yet again, still funny though
2006-11-28 11:46:20 · answer #6 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one!
2006-11-28 11:22:24 · answer #7 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very good, I haven't heard that one before.
2006-11-28 11:33:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not very good...5/10
2006-11-28 13:38:56 · answer #9 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very witty and funny haha
2006-11-28 11:19:22 · answer #10 · answered by heleney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋