2006-11-28 02:43:21 · 6 answers · asked by happy_blabla 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course you may. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid that they'll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the Officer said, "God bless you, Father, go ahead."
2006-11-28 05:44:23 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand
dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb,
but all men are men.
2006-11-28 10:50:56 · answer #2 · answered by rhijoa 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
YES,
Someone was walking on the street in the middle of the night,and suddenly his friend encounterd and asked what he was doing.
He answerd that he was seeking for his sleep.^_^
2006-11-28 11:03:05 · answer #3 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You so ugly your birth certificate was an appology letter from the condom factory!!
You so ugly your momma didnt get morning sickness till after you were born!!
2006-11-28 10:53:45 · answer #4 · answered by crazed_maniac1986 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up rhijoa's joke!
2006-11-28 10:53:43 · answer #5 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why does santa have such a big sack??????
because he only cums once a year!
xxxxx
2006-11-28 11:24:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋