Doggie Smiles?

Question

Just sending some sunshine...I actually have to do some work today :( This isn't a question, but hopefully it will make you smile!

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come from a
grocery with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,
'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.

Answer 1

I like these...Thanks....Now my turn to share.

Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. ~Holbrook Jackson

Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage. ~Agnes Repplier

One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why. ~Author Unknown

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. ~Franklin P. Jones

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. ~Corey Ford

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. ~Will Rogers

Answer 2

Well it didnt make me smile at first, it mad me cry , but i smiled at the end. I just lost my greatest friend, companion ,and my baby girl about 3 weeks ago. My boxer Maxine died in my arms, right before i had to take her to the vet to be put down. Her middle name on her papers is Smiley. She gave me the best 12 yrs in my life. And i will never forget them. I just wish i could see her one last time and tell her how much i love her and miss her....


RIP Maxine Smiley Manist 11-07-2006 I miss you baby girl. So does your buddy "Spark Spark" Luv your mom

Answer 3

Well, that made me smile at least. I just got back from the vets office, I had to put my dog to sleep and I felt awful. Thank you.

Answer 4

Dog's are cool. Cat's Drool! Syke! Cat's rule! Dog's Drool! Hahaha!

Answer 5

Heaven's the place where all the dogs you've ever loved before...come to greet you! =)

Answer 6

Aww. That is so sweet! It makes me just want to go and give my dog tons of cuddles( and my kitty ).

Answer 7

Interesting...made me smile a little.

Answer 8

Very good

Answer 9

Thanks. You made me smile. Time to go play with my 3 dogs now. Hugs

Answer 10

cool,very sweet