A woman was depressed at the fact she had not had a date,
nor any sex for quite some time. Afraid she might have something wrong,
she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her
personal physician recommended Dr Chung, a well-known Chinese sex therapist.
So she went to see him. On entering the examination room, Dr Chung took
one look at her and said,
"Hokay, take off aw your crows."
She quickly disrobed and stood naked before him.
"Now," said Dr Chung,
"get dow on your knees and craw reery reery fass away from me to other side of
room."
Having done that Dr Chung said,
"Hokay, turn row and craw reery fass back to me."
Once again, she obliged. Dr Chung slowly hook his head and said,
"Hokay, your probrem vaywe, vaywe bad, you got Ed Zachary Disease.
Worse case I ever see, that why you have no dates,
that why you no get sex."
Confused the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr Chung replied,
"It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your a.r.s.e.!!!!
2006-11-28 02:13:04 · 31 answers · asked by Bird 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol. Not all of us Chinese people speak "Rike" that. But that was good.
2006-11-28 02:18:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a gd 1 lmao 10/10
2006-11-28 10:46:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very good made me wet my self and thats Ed Zachary what i didnt wont to do
2006-11-28 02:32:48 · answer #3 · answered by kentishlass 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Original and quite funny! Mean tho, lol!
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2006-11-28 03:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IS THIS SAME DR CHUNG WHO I MET WHEN A UNITED NATIONS DELEGATE ?
I ASKED WHEN HE HAD LAST HAD AN ELECTION.
HE REPLIED JUST BEFORE BLEAKFAST!
2006-11-28 03:02:07 · answer #5 · answered by seatonwasp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give you 6/10 for it, but why did you have to space it out so much -
2006-11-28 02:56:03 · answer #6 · answered by Dover Soles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. LMAO
2006-11-28 04:37:24 · answer #7 · answered by honeb1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny,that tickled me quite a bit
I'll use that one at work tommorrow.
2006-11-28 03:52:40 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but not as a joke. lol. my friends would tell people they had the 'exactly disease'... same thing though.
2006-11-28 03:49:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that was good....people at work are looking at me now and wondering why i'm laughing to myself lol
2006-11-28 02:45:04 · answer #10 · answered by Jamieson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋