During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
"Look, I''ll give you $100 if you''ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I''m supposed to promise to ''love, honor and obey'' and ''be faithful to her forever,'' I''dappreciate it if you''d just leave that out."
He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom''s vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said:
"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."
The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom''s hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."
2006-11-28 02:06:18 · 12 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
does it show that women are wiser and cannier? or that the woman knew her man very well and outdid him?
2006-11-28 02:27:14 · answer #1 · answered by dragon scale 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Saw this one yesterday in here but still funny you go girl
2006-11-28 10:09:21 · answer #2 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats a great one!
2006-11-28 10:33:01 · answer #3 · answered by chanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Muahahahah! Silly mortal!!! Do you really think the fairer sex will not conquer?!?!?
Good for her!
2006-11-28 10:12:00 · answer #4 · answered by Xine 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol
2006-11-28 10:13:35 · answer #5 · answered by I am smart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-28 10:26:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-28 11:35:07 · answer #7 · answered by Christina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one! i will certainly suggest this to my friend... hmm...
2006-11-28 11:02:49 · answer #8 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny..lol
2006-11-28 10:49:42 · answer #9 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-28 10:28:34 · answer #10 · answered by DEBBY'S BABY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋