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because of the Tip-Ex (Correction Fluid) on the screen !!!!

2006-11-28 01:57:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

the strip of cheease next to the mouse

2006-11-28 02:03:19 · answer #1 · answered by Basil P 4 · 1 0

Even Though Tip-Ex Is A Registered Trade Mark, Even Blonds Know What You Mean Mate!

2006-11-28 02:02:29 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0 0

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.

Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A. A brunette with bad breath.

Q. What do blondes and cow **** have in common?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
A. She opens the car door.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?
A. Play ball!

Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.

2006-11-28 02:26:19 · answer #3 · answered by tone 4 · 0 0

Goodnight JohnBoy

2006-11-28 01:59:48 · answer #4 · answered by Misha-non-penguin 5 · 1 0

Haha...thats very amusing, I can't get enough of all these blonde jokes....oh yea I liked tone's jokes as well! Keep up the good work!

2006-11-28 04:17:51 · answer #5 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0 0

how can you definatly tell a blonde has been on your computer??

cause there's writing on the Tip-Ex

2006-11-28 23:39:43 · answer #6 · answered by loopy 2 · 0 1

are you sure that that correction fluid, [i think there another joke in there somewhere]

2006-11-28 02:03:04 · answer #7 · answered by phillipgdmn 3 · 0 0

as long as it IS Tip-Ex and nothing else lol

2006-11-28 02:03:46 · answer #8 · answered by Jamieson 5 · 0 0

thats funny

2006-11-28 02:08:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Or cheese by the mouse!!

2006-11-28 04:31:25 · answer #10 · answered by kelloggs.1712 3 · 0 0

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